thoughts from a restless mind

fleurren:

ryanenage:

nothing is meant to be, you make it together or decide to be apart.

familiarity breeds contempt but i tried to always respect you, didn’t i?

everything is different now, i am simple and others recognize me but i am never quite sure who i am, except that i am not the people who have left me.

I am not the people who have left me

showerthoughtsofficial:

If you wear cowboy clothes, you are ranch dressing.

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rabtownsend:

tahtahtahtia:

today my anthro professor said something kindof really beautiful:

“you all have a little bit of ‘I want to save the world’ in you, that’s why you’re here, in college. I want you to know that it’s okay if you only save one person, and it’s okay if that person is you”

I feel like a few people I know could stand to read this.

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writernotwaiting:

claricedarlings:

the ham is melting, the turkey is suspended in midair, the salami is hatching from its own egg. why did we even come to the salvador deli

Because we didn’t have the monet for anything else.

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psychium-z:

fire doggo at the beach

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smileslikeparentheses:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

directordanic:

superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:

keepcalm-andpartyyon:

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE

More, please.

An Oxford comma walks into a bar. It orders a pint of beer, some snacks, and a shot.

A split infinitive used to often walk into a bar.

There is a bar which a preposition-ended sentence walked into.

An emphatic copula did walk into a bar.

A present subjunctive walked into a bar hoping that he be able to order a drink.

A typo walks into a bra

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darkisnotevil:

leiaorganaoil:

Thank you, Carrie Fisher.

Carrie: specifically asks women

Man: talks

Carrie: Shut the fuck up I wasn’t talking to you

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scoutthecorg:

Mid-shake #getmygoodside #derp #corgi #corgistagram

heart8r8ker:

best picture was won by a film where the main character is mute and uses sign language. her two best friends are a closeted gay man and a black woman. it was directed by a mexican immigrant and y'all wanna focus on the fact that there was interspecies boning?

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positive-memes:

For anyone who needs it today.

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